REFUND POLICY:
All sales are final. Forever! Eternity! Till death and beyond! When
you die you should be buried with your purchase so that you can take
it to the next world and continue to enjoy it there, in the presence
of the Lord.
If the DVD you receive is in any
way damaged or does not play correctly, email yakov@yakovlevi.com
and a new DVD will be sent to you immediately, possibly accompanied
by the decapitated head of the manufacturer.
IMPORTANT: Please be aware of the follwing product details so that
you are not unsatisfied when you receive the DVD!
PRODUCT DETAILS:
Most importantly, the DVD
is in NTSC format, which means it plays on computers everywhere but
not on most regular DVD players outside of the USA and Canada.
Regarding packaging: The DVD will arrive in a square-shaped jewel
case and not the traditional rectangular, oversized DVD case. The package
includes extras on the inside covers:
*The comic strip "Baba Alla Meets the Aliens" which is an
epic tale of outer space adventure greater than Lord of the Rings and
Star Wars combined!
Hours and hours of great reading!
*The "Baba Brain Teaser" that challenges your mind for
hours and hours.
*The "Baba Board Game" that gives hours and hours of fun.
*For optimal enjoyment of the comic-strip, the brain-teaser and the
board game, it is recommended that you be a retard. Should you be one
of my few fans who doesn't drool and pick his nose all day, then the
hours of fun promised may only last several seconds for you.
All other relevant
product details can be found when you click to buy.
SHIPPING POLICY:
We ship EVERYWHERE. Orders will be
sent out as soon as possible, usually within the first 3 days after ordering.
The order should arrive to the customer within 14-21 days.
If you do not receive your order after 21 days, it is a good time to
panic.
SECURITY POLICY:
We use
128-bit encryption on our check out pages and throughout our processing
stages.
Customer service representatives
have access to some transaction information in order to respond to
questions from our customers. We limit that access to the minimum information
they require to be able to provide prompt, high quality service. For
example they do not generally have access to complete credit card numbers.
PRIVACY POLICY:
All your personal and credit
card information will be kept top secret and shared with no one. Yakov
Levi has undergone intense physical and psychological training in order
to not reveal your private data even under torture. What other company
can make that claim?
Yakov Levi wishes you all an hour+ of great laughs and entertainment.
He also loves you all (platonically).