Really! We weren't kidding! And we do care about
you!
Do not enter this site if you have the following
conditions:
High blood pressure
History of heart disease
Pregnancy
A tendency to sue
Are easily nauseated
Under the influence of drugs or alcohol
Yakov Levi is not legally responsible for any mental
anguish or horrific flashbacks caused as a result of viewing his
awful, tasteless films.
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me in already!
Fuck on
and let me out now!